See 'marlowe' for more!
How many b'ger do you need
to change a lightbulb?
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|/\\\ | .|||| | Don't make me / R| //\\ /
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10 minutes later... | /
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|.I.) | |o-o| | last time! / A |( ** )/
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end-end-end-end-end-end-end-end-end-end-end-end-end-end-end
end-end-end-end-end-end-end-end-end-end-end-end-end-end-end
See 'cartoon' for more !
French Touch??? Never heard of that.
The only significant thing the French
ever gave to the world is the French Kiss.
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But you hardly can call that technology.
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( hmmm, and Im seeing)
(some potential in )
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the braless look...but I am o
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